Bunstoppable: The Hottest Hot Dog Swag on the Internet

Sure, you have the buns. You have the recipes. You even have the emoji. But do you have the SWAG?

No hot dog fanatic is to be taken seriously until all of their closets, cabinets and general peripherals are devoured by hot-doggery. And because this is the internet, there’s no shortage of swag to satisfy your hot-dog hankerin’ – much of it good, some of it not so good.

So we’ve narrowed it down to cream of the hot dog crop – the créme de la dog, if you will – allowing you to spend less time shopping and more time eating.

Hot Dog iPhone 6 Case
Hello? May I ask who’s calling? Oh hi, amazing-looking hot dog phone case. I’ll be right over. GOOD BUY.

Hot Diggity Dog Shirt
Be the envy of every Hawaiian-shirt party with this patterned button-down. Aloha? More like aloHOT.

Hot Dog American Flag Shirt
If there’s a more patriotic shirt out there, we haven’t seen it. 

Swimline Hot Dog Pool Battle Game
Summertime means pool party time, and no pool party is complete without giant, inflatable hot dog and condiment floaties.

Hot Dog Mug
What better way to espresso your love for hot dogs?

Hot Dog Throw Pillow
Sweet dreams, indeed. This throw pillow is the perfect cat dog nap companion.